five social situations

what does a girl do when a boy says she is beautiful!!

someone(s.o):-your beautiful today!!(lying)

girl:-don't lie!!me in this dress??this shoes??this make up??Ur lying right(Pl say no)

s.o: no am not lying..Ur truly gorgeous(i am lying)

girl: am not that hot as that girl ??(Pl say i am prettier)

s.o:no she isn't!!Ur more hotter!!(no u aren't)

girl:oh Pl!stop!!(Pl continue)

s.o:(i should not have started)OK i stop!!

(after some time)

girl:really???

s.o:(aargh!!from the beginning)

what does  a girl do when you ask her something she doesn't knows:

s.o:please give me an idea for an event

girl:i am not  that intelligent like you to think of an event..!why do u even ask me!!:p(smiley for indicating sarcasm!and expects s.o to say how intelligent she is)

s.o: no!u are intelligent(i know u aren't!i just wanted you to know that i am organizing an event)

and Pl stop saying these stupid dialogues

girl:(wow!!here he comes and falls in the pit by saying stupid.now i can say the magical lines)"FINE STOP ASKING ME!I AM LIKE THAT!(this is supposed to show my attitude)

s.o:(i know it isn't worth asking you)i think  Ur off mood!!i ll catch u later.. 

a famous one

girl1:heyyyyyyyyyyyy!!long time!!!!!!i missed you  so much( i never bothered to call you)

girl2:yeah!!!!i too missed you!how is life(i never thought about you)

boy next to them:(ulaga maaga nadipuda saami)

regarding the busy status and being invisible:

thoughts on a boys mind when he sees the busy status:

1)why the heck should you log into messenger and then be busy??

2)why can't  you sign out when your busy??

3)why do u want this much of attention??

4)at least let the world know what your busy with like "busy watching photos in fb","busy watching vampire diaries","busy watching a lame Korean opera","busy cleaning my ears","busy selecting which guy to talk"

thoughts when a girl pings a guy when she is invisible

1)why cant she be visible??

2)who is gonna talk to her when she is visible

3)ithu sappa scene

situation:when the mistake is on both sides..the thought flow goes like this

girl:(i really don't think i can come up with a sorry before i can hear it once...S.O.R.R.Y...five words!!!!how am i gonna spell it!!each and every time it gets stuck in the mouth)

boy:(i cant keep this stupid thing in  my mind for much time..what is that word??ah SORRY!let me tell that word and get rid of this!!)

boy:sorry!!

girl:(this is how its spelt!!nice)I'm sorry too

boy:its OK!!(as if i care)

ps:no offence to anyone!!